The NASTY truth

Okay so this it how it goes. Me and my best friend sitting on a bench and just our luck this sinfully hot guy HAS to pass by. So we stare in amazement and he turns around and looks at us. Well,at my friend with all that direct eye contact thing and he has that look all the hot guys have. As soon as he's gone my friend shrieks "ohmigod ohmigod! he looked at me!" and I can't help but feel just a bit of pure old jealousy.And she shrieks again only this time to tell me she ruined her shirt with the OJ she was having and we realize that it had been that weird sound of running juice that must've sounded like someone peeing in the bushes that had caused him to look at her only she'd been to busy staring.But its only later WAY later that i realized....okay when I ACCEPTED the NASTY DIRTY TRUTH. Or a list of them and here it goes:!

• When a guy doesn't text often or call even it doesn't mean he likes you it means HE JUST HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO.
• If a guy is staring at you check your shirt your buttons must be open
• If a guy is too happy to meet your girlfriends he likes one of them better
• You've told more than one mutual friend you're crushing on him.well guess what? He knows too.
• The whole school college or workplace thinks you like him and he still acts as if he never heard anything. Hes just not interested because he surely KNOWS.
• Remember that hot sexy bitch you hate and he loves? Yes hes in love with her looks and will continue till she dumps him
• There's a big fat line between humor and cruel humor. So the next time he says "hey slut,kink,big ass" dont smile.just DON'T
• He can't get his hands off you? He loves you.Not
• Its been over an year and he still doesn't take your relationship seriously.Guess what? He never will.So dont dream of that ring yet
• You caught him cheating now he says "I'm sorry it won't happen again. I love you and will do anything for you to get back" translation. "You're a good catch and i don't want to lose you. I will be cautious next time so you can't catch me cheating. so, I'l do anything even if it means buying a new phone for my other girl"
• If he says he trusts you so he'll tell you his ex's biggest secret. Don't give him your secrets.
• Is a guy hungry for your 'pictures' and doesn't send his. Just lay off the phone sex hes probably showing them around when he's drunk.and when he's not.
• If a guy can't spend money on you dont spend your time on him. As evil as it sounds it just means he doesn't value you enough. Its not like he has to get you a Prada bag
• If a guy doesn't want you talking to his best friend, he isn't possessive he's hiding something
• A guy who has too many girls around is not a hottie but a player.
• Yes I know he is best friends with her but thats no excuse to flirt with her. Difference between fuck buddy and best friend = Big.

Okay so this is it for now.lol But there is more. There HAS to be :P

winkles!!!

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